The Texas Tiger Chronicles

Sunday, August 28, 2005

VMA2 - R Kelly

The Texas Tiger Chronicles

R Kelly - you lost points for lip-syncing. Oh wait...I can't judge your singing because you are giving us Drama. Performance. Diva. Acting. Lights. Camera. Action. Ok...on second thought, those acting classes are working. I believe you. You better sang about the closet! You know what..you are a good actor. Tell your lawyer to stop pushing that court case back. You are such a good actor I think you are ready to tell the judge 1) It wasn't you in the video. 2) you only date women over 21 3)you don't engage in water sports and actually even hate to pee in the bathroom and 4) you would never give a girl $100 to have sex....you start in the thousands.

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