The Texas Tiger Chronicles

Sunday, August 28, 2005

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The Texas Tiger Chronicles

Mariah Carey - Singing live on location. Cause the stage wasn't being enough for two divas (Puff had stage ONE on lock). The performance was hot but Mariah, I need you to work on presentation. Look at the camera and stop looking unsure of yourself. You are the biggest selling female artist of all time. Give me stage presence. Give me drama. Give me diva. I mean damn Mariah, Whitney can chief up a chimney and sweat out three beach towels and command the stage better than you. Matter of fact, I don't have any Grammys or American Music Awards, all I have to my credit was the starring role in my 3rd grade Christmas play but you better believe I WORKED Black Jesus to the end. My granny still talks about me being born in the manger. It's about PRESENCE. OWN IT. But when you hit the high note and struck that pose at the end just selling freshly Nair-ed leg, I was IMPRESSED. You betta work the water. ..and the epilady.

Eva Longoria - Eat your heart Desperate Housewives. When Eva come out in the swimsuit, I know Nicollette Sheridan was sitting at home very unhappy.

Don Juan - um......umm.....ummm. I am so conflicted. When we support Don Juan are we glamoring prositution? Pimpdon? Bad taste in hats, glasses and shoes?

Kanye and Jamie - This is presentation. I liked the clothes....sound quality of the performance....um...."I aint saying your was lip syncing but um...you wasn't messing with no live singing." But go head get down boy go head get down

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